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The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown

Captain Pa: “Ahoy there mateys! Captain Pa here. Welcome aboard the ship of the pirates who don’t do anything.”
Buccaneer Larry: “Nothing.”
Pirate Lunt: “Zilch.”
Buccaneer Larry: “Nada.”
The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown

Captain Pa: “Not so fast you lazies. Today we’re doing a little something.”
Buccaneer Larry: “Not again.”
Pirate Lunt: “We did something yesterday.”
Captain Pa: “Huh? All you did was order Chinese.”
Pirate Lunt: “Hey! It’s hard to say ‘moo goo gai pan’. Whoop! I did it again, I’m beat.”
The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown

“Let the silliness begin.”
Captain Pa, The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown

“The polls are closed.”
Pirate Lunt, The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown

The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness: “Number seven. The Dance of the Yodeling Cebu Lips.”
Captain Pa: “Hold it! Stop the countdown! I don’t understand. There must be some mistake. I think perhaps the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness may need some recalibrating. This oughta do it.”
*Captain Pa hits the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness with a wooden mallet*
The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness: “Number seven. The Water Buffalo Song.”
Captain Pa: “Oh that’s a nice one. The grandfather of silly songs. The one that started the whole thing. Let’s pause for a moment of respect shall we?”
*they wait two seconds*
Captain Pa: “That’s enough. Hit it!”
*Buccaneer Larry hits the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness with his head*
The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown

Pirate Lunt: “Stop! Break a fortune cookie.”
Buccaneer Larry: “Beware of grape with wooden mallet.”
Pirate Lunt: “Ain’t that the truth.”
The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown

Captain Pa: “There are only two silly songs left and we’re still in it! One song will go home the loser, the other will go home as the silliest silly song ever. And the loser is…”
The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness: “Number two. The Pirates Who Don’t…”
Captain Pa: “Hold it! Stop the countdown!”
The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown

Pirate Lunt: “Hey.. I smell something fishy.”
Captain Pa: “Uh, that’s your friend.”
Buccaneer Larry: “Kung pow squid?”
Pirate Lunt: “Uh.. no.”
The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown

“I’m disgusted! You disgrace the proud title of pirate! Eh, no wait. Maybe not.”
Pirate Lunt to Captain Pa after he confesses to rigging the Silly Song Countdown election, The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown

Captain Pa: “I’m sorry. It’s just that, well you’ve got your cheeseburger song. And you’ve got.. everything else. And well, that song is all I had.”
Pirate Lunt: “Well, number two is nothing to sneeze at.”
Buccaneer Larry: “Yeah! That’s really good.”
Captain Pa: “You think so?”
Pirate Lunt: “Oh yeah! It sure beats the Forgive-a-matic.”
Archibald Asparagus: “I heard that!”
The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown

Captain Pa: “Astonishing Contraption of Silliness, will you forgive me?”
The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness: “Yes!”
Captain Pa: “Oh good.”
The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness: “Don’t let it happen again!”
Captain Pa: “Alright already.”
The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown

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