Quotes L

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. — Fran Lebowitz

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! — Tom Lehrer

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. — Tom Lehrer

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. — Tom Lehrer

On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’ I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. — Tom Lehrer, “The Nature of Math”, 4/4/90

But that’s the thing about being a neophile isn’t it? We don’t have to own every new gadget that comes packaged in cardboard and plastic, we just have to know about it. — Cali Lewis, Geek Brief TV #74

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. — Abraham Lincoln

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. — Abraham Lincoln

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met. — Abraham Lincoln

When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion. — Abraham Lincoln

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time. — Abraham Lincoln

‘Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. — Abraham Lincoln

Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser. — Vince Lombardi

Search CoolB*Log
Amazon Search
Google Reader
Random Photo
Books I’ve Read
Shelfari: Book reviews on your book blog
Random Quote
I've started sleeping 12 hours a day. The economy being what it is, I can't afford to stay awake any longer than that. Unknown

Next Quote