Quotes

“The news is just as depressing and crazy as ever. People hear this stuff and ask, ‘Has the world gone mad?’ I want to know when it was ever sane.”
Darci Wood from A Girl and Her Mac

“Believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”
Unknown

“A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.”
Unknown

“Joey’s rubber band pistol was confiscated from geometry class because it was a weapon of math disruption.”
Unknown

“Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.”
Unknown

“Basic Flying Rules: Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees, and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.”
Unknown

“Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.”
Unknown

“To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.”
Unknown

“Anger is only one letter short of danger.”
Unknown

“If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.”
Unknown

“Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.”
Unknown

“He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.”
Unknown

“Beautiful young people are accidents of nature.”
Unknown

“Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window”
Unknown

“Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never tried taking candy from a baby.”
Unknown

“Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps.”
Unknown

“He’s the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.”
Unknown

“I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want… an adorable pancreas?”
Unknown

“A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.”
Unknown

“Friends are like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.”
Unknown

“There are two rules for success in life:
Rule 1: Don’t tell people everything you know.”
Unknown

“If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.”
Unknown

“Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can’t remember where they leave things.”
Unknown

“All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.”
Unknown

“Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.”
Unknown

“I am thankful for the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.”
Unknown

“Procrastinate… NOW.”
Unknown

“Rehab is for quitters.”
Unknown

“Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.”
Unknown

“By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.”
Unknown

“A hangover is the wrath of grapes.”
Unknown

“Police station toilet stolen… Cops have nothing to go on.”
Unknown

“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.”
Unknown

“Computers are useless”
Unknown

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