Quack
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007There once was a doctor named Jack,
Who everyone thought was a quack.
He tried curing a flu,
by painting the patient blue.
Wonder when they’ll take his degree back.
Archive for the ‘Limerick’ Category
Cannibal
Monday, March 15th, 2004There was a cannibal named Sonny,
Who hated his food to be runny,
He said with a frown,
As he ate a clown,
“Is it just me or does he taste funny?”
Homeboy
Sunday, March 14th, 2004There was a man who liked to talk,
About his homeys, the Hawks.
He was an old geezer,
Whose nickname was Weezer,
And he sported a grey mohawk.
Spare Leg
Friday, March 12th, 2004There was a strange guy,
Who I once did spy,
He had three lower limbs,
His pants weren’t slim,
This three legegd guy.